Pocket Choral Society

Topical Songs

For every gig we write and perform a topical song about something in the news that week. From Tariffs to the Post Office Scandal, Panda Diplomacy to the Death of a Pope and the travails of Prince Andrew, we cover them all with humour and harmony (hopefully).

Each one is recorded and posted here shortly after completion – most recent at the top!

  1. FIFA F*** Sake – 18.04.26 – North Nibley VH, Gloucs
  2. Bye Bye Bondi – 12.04.26 – Lesbury VH, Northumberland
  3. Too many Bananas – 10.04.26 – Murton Village Institute, Cumbria
  4. Are You Sitting Comfortably – 9.04.26 – Hepscott Parish Hall, Northumberland
  5. When Two Trumps Go To War – 27.03.26 – Cliffords Mesne VH Gloucs
  6. Goodbye to Neil – 8.03.26 – Coddington VH Notts
  7. The Grass Is Definitely Getting Greener – 8.03.26 – Swayfield VH, Lincs
  8. Collapse of the British Parliament – 21.02.26 – Ruspidge VH Gloucs
  9. Off With His Head – 20.02.26 – Kempsey Village Hall, Worcs
  10. Is the Bridge Open – 31.01.26 – St Georges Hall Bewdley, Worcs
  11. Ragebait! – 05.12.25 – Oxenhall VH, Gloucs
  12. Ultra Processed Food – 21.11.25 – Clifton upon Teme VH, Worcs
  13. Two Slices of Bread for £4.50 – 15.10.25 – Hampton Bishop VH Herefordshire
  14. Gold! – 10.11.25 – Slimbridge VH, Gloucs
  15. Smoke and Dust – 19.10.25 – Taynton & Tibberton VH, Gloucs
  16. Nobel Gesture – 18.10.25 – Goathurst VH, Somerset
  17. St George is Cross – 5.10.25 – Bishampton VH, Worcs
  18. Me and Michelle Mone (The Sequel) – 4.10.25 – Bishopstone VH, Wiltshire
  19. U Turn on Winter Fuel Payments – 06.06.25 – White Ladies Aston VH
  20. Toryboy Robert Jenrick – 05.06.25 – Rik Mayall Comedy Fest Droitwich
  21. We Need to Talk About Andrew – 02.05.25 – Great Witley VH, Worcs
  22. Pothole City – 29.03.25 – Yoxall Parish Hall, Burton-upon-Trent
  23. The Tariff Song – 08.02.25 – Fairfield Village Hall, Bromsgrove
  24. Further & Faster – 02.02.25 – Kington Langley Memorial Hall, Chippenham
  25. What’s in a Name? – 01.02.25 – Upper Clatford Village Hall, Andover
  26. Hymn to Americans – 09.11.24 – Kempley Village Hall, Gloucs
  27. The Delusion of Liz Truss – 04.10.24 – St Swithins Church, Worcester
  28. Self Medicating Gorrillas – 13.09.24 – St Anne’s Church, Bewdley
  29. ‘Allo ‘Allo Paris – 28.07.24 – Three Choirs Festival, Worcester
  30. Boyish Man – 20.07.24 – Upton Blues Festival, Upton-upon-Severn
  31. The Morning After – Election Song – 05.07.24 – Clows Top, Worcestershire
  32. Red and Blue – Pre Election Song – 28.06.24 – Ledbury, Herefordshire
  33. How the City of London Will Polish Your Turd – 19.05.24 – Tealby, Lincs
  34. Not What We Planned (The Co-Op Live Song) – 18.05.24 – Doe Lea, Derbys
  35. Tobacco & Potatoes – 20.04.24 – St Peter’s Church, Malvern
  36. Mash Up – 07.04.24 – Swanton Novers Village Hall, Norfolk
  37. In Pursuit of the Hirsute – 06.04.24 – Freckenham Village Hall, Suffolk
  38. Bring in the Dodgy Meat – 17.02.24 – St Bees Village Hall, Cumbria
  39. Hair Today (Gone Tomorrow) – 16.02.24 – Kirkstile Village Hall, Cumbria
  40. Thankyou Toby (The Post Office Scandal) – 20.01.24 – St James Church Welland
  41. Cop Out Again – 11.01.24 – recorded at Bromsgrove Folk Club
  42. Panda Diplomacy – 25.11.23 – recorded at The Burton Institute, Winster
  43. Welsh Water – 11.11.23 – recorded at Dalbury Lees, Millenium Hall
  44. Grant Shapps – 20.10.23 – recorded at St Swithuns Worcester