Topical Songs


For every gig we write and perform a topical song about something in the news that week. From Tariffs to the Post Office Scandal, Panda Diplomacy to the Death of a Pope and the travails of Prince Andrew, we cover them all with humour and harmony (hopefully).

Each one is recorded and posted here shortly after completion – most recent at the top!

  1. When Two Trumps Go To War – 27.03.26 – Cliffords Mesne VH Gloucs
  2. Goodbye to Neil – 8.03.26 – Coddington VH Notts
  3. The Grass Is Definitely Getting Greener – 8.03.26 – Swayfield VH, Lincs
  4. Collapse of the British Parliament – 21.02.26 – Ruspidge VH Gloucs
  5. Off With His Head – 20.02.26 – Kempsey Village Hall, Worcs
  6. Is the Bridge Open – 31.01.26 – St Georges Hall Bewdley, Worcs
  7. Ragebait! – 05.12.25 – Oxenhall VH, Gloucs
  8. Ultra Processed Food – 21.11.25 – Clifton upon Teme VH, Worcs
  9. Two Slices of Bread for £4.50 – 15.10.25 – Hampton Bishop VH Herefordshire
  10. Gold! – 10.11.25 – Slimbridge VH, Gloucs
  11. Smoke and Dust – 19.10.25 – Taynton & Tibberton VH, Gloucs
  12. Nobel Gesture – 18.10.25 – Goathurst VH, Somerset
  13. St George is Cross – 5.10.25 – Bishampton VH, Worcs
  14. Me and Michelle Mone (The Sequel) – 4.10.25 – Bishopstone VH, Wiltshire
  15. U Turn on Winter Fuel Payments – 06.06.25 – White Ladies Aston VH
  16. Toryboy Robert Jenrick – 05.06.25 – Rik Mayall Comedy Fest Droitwich
  17. We Need to Talk About Andrew – 02.05.25 – Great Witley VH, Worcs
  18. Pothole City – 29.03.25 – Yoxall Parish Hall, Burton-upon-Trent
  19. The Tariff Song – 08.02.25 – Fairfield Village Hall, Bromsgrove
  20. Further & Faster – 02.02.25 – Kington Langley Memorial Hall, Chippenham
  21. What’s in a Name? – 01.02.25 – Upper Clatford Village Hall, Andover
  22. Hymn to Americans – 09.11.24 – Kempley Village Hall, Gloucs
  23. The Delusion of Liz Truss – 04.10.24 – St Swithins Church, Worcester
  24. Self Medicating Gorrillas – 13.09.24 – St Anne’s Church, Bewdley
  25. ‘Allo ‘Allo Paris – 28.07.24 – Three Choirs Festival, Worcester
  26. Boyish Man – 20.07.24 – Upton Blues Festival, Upton-upon-Severn
  27. The Morning After – Election Song – 05.07.24 – Clows Top, Worcestershire
  28. Red and Blue – Pre Election Song – 28.06.24 – Ledbury, Herefordshire
  29. How the City of London Will Polish Your Turd – 19.05.24 – Tealby, Lincs
  30. Not What We Planned (The Co-Op Live Song) – 18.05.24 – Doe Lea, Derbys
  31. Tobacco & Potatoes – 20.04.24 – St Peter’s Church, Malvern
  32. Mash Up – 07.04.24 – Swanton Novers Village Hall, Norfolk
  33. In Pursuit of the Hirsute – 06.04.24 – Freckenham Village Hall, Suffolk
  34. Bring in the Dodgy Meat – 17.02.24 – St Bees Village Hall, Cumbria
  35. Hair Today (Gone Tomorrow) – 16.02.24 – Kirkstile Village Hall, Cumbria
  36. Thankyou Toby (The Post Office Scandal) – 20.01.24 – St James Church Welland
  37. Cop Out Again – 11.01.24 – recorded at Bromsgrove Folk Club
  38. Panda Diplomacy – 25.11.23 – recorded at The Burton Institute, Winster
  39. Welsh Water – 11.11.23 – recorded at Dalbury Lees, Millenium Hall
  40. Grant Shapps – 20.10.23 – recorded at St Swithuns Worcester